For anyone saying how amazing it would be to be there - I had a great night on the couch with Tweetdeck and a mug of tea.

Dragging a bit now - isn't it?

RT @HeardinLondon: Props to Gary Barlow for showmanship. When I was bereaved I could barely stand in my kitchen.

RT @dermotdevlin: Olympics? What Olympics? Our man @McIlroyRory just won his second major. Well done the hairy bap one.

When the torch goes out, I hope Take That break out an impromptu 'Relight My Fire'

RT @gray: Boris hands over to Brazil. Every single paralympian clears throat.

@danielpsmith No, Henry of Wales was representin'

@DeborahMeaden Think you're a bit late to that party Deborah! ;)

Ricky Martin?

@chipster30 Who's magee?! ;)

Dancing roadsweeper?!

@peperiona You've changed.

@danielpsmith Rare to hear you slaggin #queen! ;)

Finally, a bit of Boris to liven the thing up

RT @govindajeggy: Brian May has emptied an ENTIRE HOOVER BAG ON HIS HEAD.

RT @thebiffboff: Brian May is maturing into a beautiful old lady

I have very little appreciation for rock music #justsayin

RT @Betfairpoker: Trevor Nelson: "I can see people. And lights. In front of me is a cup of coffee. I am sitting on a chair. It's comfy. ...

RT @sazzy: I'm sure many men could look on the bright side of life with those bevy of beauties behind them. Wow. #closingceremony

Empire Comedy Show has just ended #brightside