@a_mcnamee Ooooofff - what's your beef with cyclists sir?

"It’s dead simple to steal a bike and the consequences are near zero" http://t.co/MiESEcHT

@DonalLyons @pmynes You know you can stop your iPhone auto connecting by 'forgetting' the network when it comes into radar

As my weekend has now started, I might just go crack open a beer! #shortbutlongweek

@JimAllister Your written English isn't too hot there either Jim - I think you meant to write "wants", no?

RT @darraghdoyle: It made me laugh. http://t.co/7fGaynt0

RT @benjaminellis: instagram - tried making money, "nothing came of it"; unbelievable http://t.co/8UuKqIDw via @robertandrews #speechless

Just completed a 8.79 mi bike with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/ilT4sJXN #RunKeeper

@hornerlas They'd need too soon - and why the hell does it look like an air app? All black chrome n shit?

Photoshop CS6 trial looks terrible on a Retina display

@levdavidovic @danielpsmith One that really bugs me is people writing "Here here" instead of "Hear hear" when they are in agreement.

RT @backpagebrian: Ok Tweeps this is a pic of sand granules magnified 250x. And, it's mental interesting - http://t.co/N63Is22C

Toying with the idea of buying a new road bike under the Cycle to Work scheme.. hmm

@Siobhan_McGee Hope it's as good as it looks!

Booked the hotel for this weekend in Paris - looks somewhat quirky http://t.co/azYtXqVC

@clintonbeattie Cool, thanks - will check it out!

RT @othermedia: Apple, Nokia and Samsung sit exams http://t.co/KLZvOYDY (v/a @Daren140 )

@_james_c_ If you send me your credit card details, I can triple that for you guaranteed.

@danielpsmith I tend to drink more when I'm not making much progress.. <aside> you like Paris, right? Any hotel recommendations?

Coffee required.