Flat is stinking because a housemate left a full binbag in the hall all day #why

It seems the Irish Daily Star Webmaster didn't anticipate the traffic a couple of royal boobies would bring http://t.co/K3MHtzQp

RT @barrabest: This is why it's called the 'Emerald Isle'! (Obviously not taken today though, too much cloud about.) Great shot: http:// ...

RT @nealbrennan: Maybe Apple will get the message when someone hangs themselves with discontinued charger cables. #iphone5

@bigcox Unfortunately, the lady on @o2 helpline wasn't very clued in, she used Apple & iTunes interchangeably.

Just been told by @O2 that they have no idea when they can issue nano sims to customers who have pre-ordered from Apple directly, useful!

@PatConnor6 I'd eat nothing in Brighton only Fish & Chips Pat, divine!

Just pre-order The 5, now to get rid of the 4S for a decent sum on eBay

RT @lukevernon: This shows what I've always known, people are idiots> Boris Johnson is Britain's most respected politician, poll show ...

Wish I'd know 'The Inception Rule' before starting with SASS http://t.co/xNo4nGW3

Very impressed with the new responsive C4 News website http://t.co/AhP3D13b

Heehee http://t.co/6etLgA3w

@mtmcnicholl Look again closely, see the sound boom above the coffin? ;) /cc @andreamangan

Joining 13 others from @othermedia on Sunday to cycle from London to Brighton in aid of #CancerResearch - donations pls http://t.co/l2rUs6E7

@andreamangan @mtmcnicholl It's a scene from a film, has been doing the rounds for years!

Genius, the iPhone 5 explained: http://t.co/dMWyLHcR /cc @blinkered

Up earlythis mornign to see a high street bandit*, hope he's easy on me. (*Orthodontist)

@blinkered Yeah, if you're a realtively light phone user, getting a simple contract and buying phone the better option

Chris Moyles Show now gonna launch into a video montage, I know you have a webcam in the studio but you're still on the radio, right?

@blinkered Think I might sell the 4S and upgrade if I can get £350 for it..