Tim from The Office has slimmed down, must have got a promotion

RT @tv_KevinSharkey: Does the world share the same sense of shock when little children are slaughtered in places like Syria?

@Steviebrad The man's a puntastic Tour de Force!

Stewart Francis on Live at The Apollo - seen him in The Empire in Belfast 6 years ago, a 1 liner machine, hilarious

Wondering how far I'd through the London with this umbrella before I'd be taken out from a rooftop. http://t.co/dai6g0En

Hard to wrap my head around the scale of what that evil bastard in America did today

Local Turkish Grill in Kilburn does a top notch Chicken Shish with complementary tea & delights http://t.co/Bbjo9JQC

Jst watched some nutbag spin his van round in the street & roar off screamin expletives after some poor soul who beeped at him going opp way

RT @Pret: Let's Help the Homeless this Christmas. Follow @Pret and for every person that does we'll donate 5p http://t.co/8fJN8L8w

@MrJudge DM me your email address bud

@Metro_Bank @gilirv & myself heading to Holborn tomorrow morning to open accounts - should we make an appointment?

@Dolly102 Won't have the same effect for me this year mind as I swipe the sweat out of my arse crack ;)

@Dolly102 They've reanimated it this year for the first time, goes out on Xmas Eve, should be well worth a watch

RT @hamstarr: You know the way on Facebook, people actually click the Like on "Hit Like if you ..." posters? FUCKING STOP IT WOULD YE?

Surely the Greatest of them all?!! ♫ Walking In The Air – Howard Blake, Declan Galbraith http://t.co/aGdwqJ2W #Spotify

@mclernon LOL

@Claire_A @annlaugmc @happylou84 @chipster30 @mcgroobin @luvula @LDLInLA @ryangadams Cast yr mind back to the Black Box Hog Roast Bumathon!

@Claire_A @annlaugmc @happylou84 @chipster30 @mcgroobin @luvula @LDLInLA @ryangadams Xmas do? Top tip: Wear an extra strong belt! ;)

Christmas music and Quality St box being handed round - it's basically Christmas Day in the @othermedia office. :)

Yahoo/Flickr - this is why you frustrate the shit out of me. http://t.co/kmH1Fays