I just had a disgustingly good Indian takeaway. I feel disgusting. But also good. And somewhat beached.

Today is definitely a Classic FM day.

@stevebiscuit Me too actually, contactless debit card is great though really bugs me how a lot of places still have surcharge for cards

RT @shitlondon: TIP:Caught checking someone out on the Tube? Immediately point at your crotch and they'll almost certainly look away. Em ...

@stevebiscuit Personally, I don't deal with anything smaller. </daydream>

@cathaleoinmcgee If I had one, I had forty. You remember talking to me?

Dr. Paisley getting a mention in The Toucan http://t.co/r2umRPBIWK

@martingoode @JessieJ Would have to agree!

Is it just me or does Jesse J look x10 hotter after the head shave than she did before? http://t.co/Yk1tpdqMUF

@mclernon serves you right for almost giving me a heart attack! #karma

@mclernon bollix!

Hello 3 day Paddys Weekend #slainte http://t.co/ZINF02P9ti

Check out this awesome @kuvva image by Icy and Sot: http://t.co/YCdINRoaBP

John Inverdale on 5live just now "Sometime everything just works out, you get the ride and everything is sunny again" #CheltFestInnuendo

RT @drewm: If I happened to be looking for a PHP dev, perhaps a recent graduate, with OO and an interest in a few months work, who shoul ...

@tmawsm Wouldn't bet on it!

@peperiona home for a whole ten days from next Friday!

@peperiona yes. :p

@marcellk all about individual professionalism, is work somewhere you go to or something you do?

@marcellk sure - but we work in high digital industry, #WFH should be exception to rule but blanket ban seems extreme