@anthonysbaxter Crocs - a very strong indicator the wearer has given up the will to live.

RT @colettebrowne: Money was given to Ulster Bank - not Ireland “@hendopolis TIMES: Irish bailout cost British taxpayers an extra £10bn htt…

Pretty cool idea: SmartKey™ - Free Your Pocket by Michael Patrick http://t.co/dR3iYFOZDU via @kickstarter

I just backed DASH 2.0 Wallet ~ The Leather Wallet Redesigned on @Kickstarter http://t.co/sYE4YpaPj5

@mariaoneill1 I'd eat the fuck out of either right now tbh.

@mariaoneill1 Do you mean you got several different kebabs and spread them out on the seat of a bus shelter? #newry #somespot #boy

RT @AmeezysGalaxy: Get t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶ some braces

@mariaoneill1 @peperiona Great feeding.

@mariaoneill1 @peperiona Friday night in the CC? This all the new rage?

Another gun massacre in the States #standard #wtf

@mariaoneill1 @peperiona Much curtin' round Seaghan Dam?!

@martinbean Not as of yet..

@beccyanne It would certainly seem that way.. should probably now hide all ropes - just in case.

@vinnybelfast Many congrats! :)

Twice this week I've cut my finger with a knife - what the actual fuck.

@leemunroe Sometimes there's a good reason, crashed my personal VPS this afternoon talking down 11 sites :-/ #fml

Sudo: with great power comes great responsibility & when looking into the abyss always assume that thar be dragons.

@Holmes7David Quickest way to fix it is changing your password!

@Holmes7David David, your Twitter has been hacked by a virus

The mind boggles. http://t.co/HwLkMWvTyq