@simon180 I reckon she was about 50% there by the time I disembarked in a disgusted manner

@simon180 Certainly looked that way.

@p_maloney More likely to ask a sniper to take her out ;)

Woman literally trying to expel a lung next to me on the train - vom.

RT @adavies4: I understand police were called to Belfast Radisson last night after US police official caught urinating in (tbc) fountain

@adavies4 Go on.. ;)

@mariaoneill1 lulz :)

Google you mad bastard - now using space balloons to throw the internet to far flung places http://t.co/bISMtjJ5Ah

@AJOdudu Looking stunning AJ!

Cracking lie-in - now calls for a bacon buttie are undeniable.

RT @pacemakermcq: Loyalist flag protestor at anti G8 speakers today... "Stick your trees up your f'king holes, youse tree hugging b'tards" …

I just backed Jackery Air -- The World's Thinnest Portable Mobile Charger on @Kickstarter http://t.co/BQQtYH4KJ3

I've got tickets to The Top Secret Comedy Club at The Africa Centre, today 20:15 through @YPlan. http://t.co/9F8hCCPRad

Very cool - instantly spin up an Unbuntu server, free for 35mins http://t.co/yHD3ZeQzBu

Does inclusion in the Honours List now also give automatic entry to Operation Yewtree's Persons of Interest List?

RT @skydavidblevins: "Straight on at Ballygawley Mr President, through Augher, Clougher and Fivemiletown, you can't miss it." #G8 http://t.…

I didn't even know I needed a fire pit until 5 secs ago -> RT @MillionairePics: Circular couch with a fire pit. http://t.co/EyCic4e0XU

@mariaoneill1 You nominate people you think are 'Fucking Friendly' hence the hash tag #ff /cc @megsergio @peperiona

@R1_Dance #teamfaithless all the way - their Soundsystem Essential Mix from 2010 was one of the best EVAR!

@hornerlas I'm surprised people aren't paying you to Kickstart your method ;)