RT @serafinowicz: Ahhhh. http://t.co/3siNjVWJmm

I seem to have received a CD-ROM in the actual post from @Barclays - how quaint.

Has anyone made a 'Reports of John Terry togging out to hold the new Bambino aloft on the Palace balcony' yet?

RT @barrypilling: CALL IT BARRY #RoyalBaby

@JosephinePhipps Hope today went well! :)

UK web ‘porn’ filtering could damage web industry | .net http://t.co/OSFuXXlfTS

Will be interesting to see how ISPs choose what is pr0n and what isn't - will 500px be banned? Accidentally blacklisted-how easy to correct?

So apparently Kate went into Labour at 6am this morning.. I awoke at 6am to epic peals of thunder over London.. #justsaying

RT @btbusiness: @BTCare Hi, sorry to hear your having problems. Can I help with anything .

RT @johnb78: Note to UK people: child abuse images are already both banned & blocked. If someone pretends current plans are about those, th…

@markthomasinfo No, but Tweetdeck does! ;)

Pleasantly surprised to find royal birthing news is trumped this morning by a horse in McDonalds http://t.co/vTWcrtwaRD

@mark_simpson Yep, designated flag day!

Severe tube days due to signal failure is not currently helping my Monday

Shit - it's sticky tonight. #humid

RT @Ulster_GaelicSF: There won't be a drop of diesel washed in Monaghan for about 2weeks.

Fresh Meat crew on the lash, wouldn't that be fun - http://t.co/h2pNTP3C0l /via @ZaweAshton

"David Cameron’s 'tell' on Marr this morning" http://t.co/EXVbJXkEe1

Big congrats to @monaghangaa - there'll not be a mushroom picked for a week. #gaa

RT @RidiculousSheri: A customer just got a latte for her 6yr old son while he screamed and played on his iPad, if you're wondering how to r…