@ciaranmckenna Thankfully it’s already in your moisturiser, which you apply with a trowel, alas, in vain. https://t.co/RLJYx8iOnb

Twitter is slowly becoming a platform where the only thing a non-Blue user can do is tweet into the void. https://t.co/PfY4RitcbV

@djse55 @SJAMcBride @niamh_journo https://t.co/Ya0uarnjfV

@SJAMcBride @niamh_journo Jim Allistair told us we had nothing to lose but our chains. Yet, here we are, bereft of our ability to move... *checks notes*... giant Capybara from Bolton to Belfast. I'll never forgive him.. and neither will the children of Ulster. 😭

@squinteratn https://t.co/W03nxXwynt

PSA: This week's Essential Mix by @HannahLaingDJ is an absolute banger 🎧🎶👏🏻 https://t.co/PSm8MsEm9E

@charlie_lawson1 Not allowed, nope. Not ever. Well.. except that time you literally posted it on a public forum and not one single person stopped you. When will the oppression end Jim? 😭

@thelorryist @BarclaysUK Monzo - do everything on your phone.

@SorchaEastwood Every single lawmaker making decisions about health should be compelled to volunteer on the ward on a weekly basis - it's all abstract until you're there.

@squinteratn @medianewspy Fido 😂

@squinteratn @gawanorniron There's truly no global event that a certain type of person will not shoehorn through a tiny Norn Iron prism.

@Kilsally Not WF or Protocol, Brexit - as well you know. Culina directors: “The continued impact of Brexit on future trading relations between the UK and EU is viewed as a potential risk to the company.” https://t.co/hJ4MNBnyqq

@pauldowman Shopify calls these “Bursts”

@PaulLomax Belfast also prone to unexplained overnight fires.

@shockproofbeats God is a DJ.

@Kilsally https://t.co/5eeEhij9pq

@SuzyJourno I googled Cloughfern. https://t.co/ChXfug8NLm

@Kilsally Two years of guldering and fury about the consequences of your own actions has achieved absolutely nothing only compounded the misery for the most vulnerable among us. The Irish News is on the money and well you know it.

@IdeaspaceNI There are many, many people who will always take the easiest, laziest way out.

@IdeaspaceNI Zero Waste Freecycle NI group - no matter what goes up there, it's gone within the hour.