RT @SchumacherFM: Amazon deploys every 11.6 seconds code to production. #sydphp http://t.co/25soZZVbOP

@NeilMackay @brianwhelanhack Not very sporting.

@EamonnMallie His other contributions gave an indication of how much merit was to be given to that particular gentleman Eamonn.

Suppose it was a big surprise “@julianoneill: No iOS 8 yet for those who want to continue using @Translink_NI ticket app, being worked on”

RT @paul_irish: Github Linker, recommended Chrome extension. Links NPM & bower dependencies to their repo. https://t.co/7FvZiY8pxW http://t…

Good luck Scotland, I'm off to bed...

@craigsolo what channel is it on?

@wdalkeith No thanks ;)

@Shereenq ditto

Newsnight debate coverts three undecideds to Yes, any wonder with the dullard who gave No campaign their closing argument... #indyref

Didn't see Alex Salmond's fertility becoming a factor in #indyref - give that man more glue! #newsnight

I can't help but think that the nastiness displayed in dying breaths of the #indyref is just a little glimpse of what an NI ref would breed

@sebjacobs if your only alternative is to nail your balls to a sinking boat while setting your face on fire, then yes.

Just caught 'Some People with Dogs tell Jokes' on BBC2 - What the actual fuck BBC?

@ryangadams @markglover Up with sticks!

@ryangadams You've the site, you're half way there!

Lazyweb - when is OSX(X) released in the UK?

@HomesProperty That image and the others in your article is actually Queen's Park IMO (although admittedly Kilburn Police station is there)

@ColinTheHuman Given that it's filed under /humour, I hate to tell you it seems someone did indeed make it up ;)

"We'll soon be grouping around Twitter" by @a_mcnamee on @LinkedIn http://t.co/eEl4suw679