RT @ThePoke: Whoever bolted ‘Welcome’ mats to this UKIP poster, take a bow... http://t.co/ylGGTCrtFJ (via @posiekins) http://t.co/ejME2Lo…

.@TheLunaCinema How do you justify the £1.50 "transaction fee" for me to use my own printer/paper/toner to print a ticket?

@mark_jones 'barrymcgee' - can't guarantee all my music choices will be good though! ;)

Lovely @ Regents Park Rose Garden https://t.co/gJybe8OQTm

@SNolan_ Nightmare - push button ignitions are such a gimmick. Hope you get sorted.

This is a beaut. ♫ http://t.co/WZJkjyqG1Y

@SNolan_ @SwearyLady Can't be stall it? Put in top gear, keep foot on brake and release clutch?

A somewhat awkward moment when @KahootSteph points out I've inadvertently came to work dressed as Christopher Robin 😂 http://t.co/IVlobRJcCI

RT @__edorian: Defining code quality as"the ability to constantly make small&large changes quickly w/o downtimes" is the most productive ap…

RT @xkcdComic: Code Quality http://t.co/Hff7druEEA http://t.co/wOfu2xtjgy http://t.co/evp2NoMaWd

@Tracey_utv it was a party count prediction, Sylvia Hermon mentioned but was not part of the graphic

RT @sturdyAlex: Grant Shapps may not have the £8b, but Michael Green knows how to make it. Fools. #bbcqt

RT @hi_jimmy: Not registered to vote? Do it now! It's easy. Easier than making toast. Is it more important tho? You decide. https://t.co/Gk…

I think that lady is "genuinely concerned" about the NHS #bbcqt

RT @iBreezeblock: "Coming up, five middle-aged white men discuss Northern Ireland." #Newsnight

Oops, it would seem I've riled esteemed #ukip supporter @thfc_edits with some facts & logic 😂 http://t.co/XmVBj7IysI

@thfc_edits @thfc_edits All combined 8.5 million of them? Good man yourself. 👏

Has Ed snookered himself here ruling out the #SNP? #BBCDebate

@thfc_edits England isn't an independent country - you're part of a UK which governs all 4 corners. That's why Welsh/Scots equally valid.

@thfc_edits @thfc_edits you realise England doesn't have a government, right?