RT @giftedrascal: I just found out my mum didn't know how to set the clock on their new microwave. So they stayed up until midnight & then…

@totalkharnage Thank you.

Also very clear how stretched they are - 1 nurse & 2 carers responsible for sixteen very sick patients, seems crazy while money burns #RHI

Spending a lot of time in hospital with my Granny who is quite ill - in constant awe of what #NHS hospital staff do day in, day out

Automated Happy New Year tweet for all ma tweeps! Generic good tidings!

Who left Donald's toys behind again FFS?! https://t.co/qwa8puvr48

RT @NickMotown: This excerpt from a 2013 interview with Richard Hammond's wife Amanda is quite interesting. https://t.co/uyuaDoSE7q

Hope everyone is feeling even half as lucky as I am this year - Merry Christmas one and all! 😀 https://t.co/B5gsuw5QAY

Aled Jones young/old singing Walking In The Air on Nolan there was 👌🏻

Worst case of 'Sore winner' syndrome I've ever seen 🙄 https://t.co/sfhq4W5F06

RT @SophieLong01: Out for lunch in Bangor and the middle aged men at the next table are slagging Arlene. North Down has turned. #RHI

Not that she needs it, but Scotland's Brexit plan further exposes the scale of ineptitude displayed by @DUPleader https://t.co/hiaGPUX2Cm

RT @brianjohnspencr: 'DUP Christmas... a time to spend [£400m of public monies] with family and friends...' My latest #RHI cartoon #WarmHo…

@josefoshea Are any local address similar to yours? Happened to me last week, knocked on my number my estate Ave/Cresent/Drive/Close til I found it

@jamiebrooker Higher than Tindr - that's BIG!

Good morning LDN https://t.co/Spq5JAK6E3

RT @ValaAfshar: Didn't exist in 2006: iPhone iPad Kindle 4G Uber Airbnb Android Oculus Spotify Nest Kickstarter Stripe Square Instagram Sn…

Ending honeymoon in a sea of sand! https://t.co/zo99mU2sK1 https://t.co/ObFtZi7AqV

Stumbled upon a very discreet pub in our Dubai hotel - serving @brewdog Punk! #score https://t.co/DucM9OrYVd

RT @blaine: To be clear, this is an *unmitigated fucking disaster* for UK software developers. The UK is unsafe, and closed for int'l tech…