@jensimmons Have you not been out of your apartment for over a month? if so, much kudos to your prepping efforts. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

@Arcadiadeli ☹️ She was super chatty the last time I was in... very sorry to hear this.

@deeharvey Ten thousand working tests and a cacophony of criticism for not ordering more still strikes me as preferable to a million dud tests and a cacophony of derision. If resources to make working tests were scarce before, I don't imagine this has helped.

@deeharvey They ordered millions of them before knowing if they would work? Why not order ten thousand and verify?

🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/1OI2nKfwB7

RT @sturdyAlex: My little island, Mykonos, is now under EVEN STRICTER measures. Curfew 8pm-8am. No exit to exercise or walk a dog. No exemp…

@BKimber @williamcrawley Genuine question, your profile states you're a "follower of Christ" - if he is delusional with this prayer, are you not also deluded every time you pray?

Too good. https://t.co/JLsBGPNTXu

RT @ryanhackett3: The Blackwater Céilí Band based in County Tyrone have released a special multi-screen video to raise funds for healthcare…

RT @joeheenan: Can't wait for the Queen's speech tonight. I'm hoping she tells us we're all in this together as she sits at her desk made f…

@AlexKane221b Maybe it’s because the daytime now feels like a bad dream Alex! 😬

@jessbrammar Got mine, in Belfast, earlier today.

@fehler @silverlandscape Wow... an incredible commission indeed - hoping you’ll get next year instead!

RT @jburnmurdoch: NEW: Fri 3 April update of coronavirus trajectories First, daily new deaths • US & UK both likely to pass Spain for peak…

A gallant effort by #HIGNFY to keep calm and carry on but the lack of any audience feedback makes every joke feel like it’s bombed.

RT @stevesilberman: Trump's Katrina will be a deadly pandemic. https://t.co/e4rMUQOAqs

@squinteratn @DebShoes72 😂

@Sal_feeko Isn’t one of the main symptoms of a high temperature feeling cold?

I hope the difference will be allowing people the flexibility and choice where it clearly makes sense. Just as forcing the majority to commute to a desk didn’t work, the inverse won’t work either. https://t.co/StNh8Z7lvj

What a fucking omnishambles. When this shitstorm passes, we really need a grown-up conversation about how best to serve our people in NI. Slavishly looking across the Irish Sea with a begging bowl can no longer suffice. Everything about our current system is fucked. https://t.co/bPZTGt2bN8