Me: (demonstrating basic parenting skills) … Oh, umm.. thanks 🤷🏻‍♂️

Another told me “My daughter is 21 now but whenever she was that age and I had to go anywhere.. *he* drove straight to his mothers… *tut*

When I’m out alone with my baby daughter, in a cafe/restaurant prepping a bottle or whatever, funny thing keeps happening - women of a certain age (~60+) always look and nod approvingly and today for the third time, a random lady sidled over to tell me “You are doing SO well”…

RT @Will__McKee: I’m on my flight back to belfast and they said “any drinks or snacks” and I shouted “what is this, a cabinet meeting?” And…

@_LindsayCraig @Shopify @harleyf Loved it! 😍

RT @harleyf: Entrepreneurs: no matter what is thrown at you, you find a way. 2022: let's go. https://t.co/hs5VYQemTy

RT @TheRstott: My mum when I tell her about all my friends testing positive https://t.co/Ec1mP5HqbU

See here from 15:07 https://t.co/hHekDU185B

Dead Ringers on R4 lampoons Liz Truss by giving her the persona of a gormless, try-hard 15 year old and I have never seen or heard her since without thinking about it.

RT @teaandrobots: every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor l…

💯 https://t.co/7B5VkcPfpq

RT @levelsio: 🎉 I'm going to give one random person that retweets this $10,000. Because I’d rather spend my ad budget on you than BigTech…

@AmandaFBelfast They also double space between first and last names 👀

@AmandaFBelfast I’d be surprised if that doesn’t out the leaker in that group

RT @MatthewOToole2: Of course the letter doesn't mention Northern Ireland once. All the sound and fury and destabilisation Frost was respon…

RT @brittlestar: HOW MANY SHOTS WILL WE NEED TO GET? https://t.co/4hECKNvvkZ

RT @NadiaOwusu1: This pandemic will not end without global vaccine equity. The virus doesn't care about all our imaginary borders.

@jasoncartwright 😬

RT @coffeepondering: Public service announcement https://t.co/gjWtLdF4NB

RT @harleyf: It’s the last shopping weekend of the year before the holidays. Make sure to shop independent.