@poshmatthew http://tinyurl.com/cvrbap

Christian Bale versus David from the dentist, brilliant! http://tinyurl.com/dkbze8

@NiallHarbison Stock up on the Vit C, I'm looking forward to my burger at Twestival!:)

@danoliver Quite as bit, we were tweeting from Switch Live http://tinyurl.com/bq3d2t and the likes of @workinglunch are on it

Trying to buy tickets 4a comedy gig 2m night but shitty website fails to help in any constructive way whatsoever, is it sold out? who knows?

@allie_mcfee Hi Miss McFee, I'm good thanks, how are you?

@sportycarrie please stop describing your food in mouthwatering detail, im famished here!

@scott_mills sort me out scott, im was th first barryoke!

Waitin on a train at seven sisters.. Water closet facilities wholly inadequate, and my stomach thinks my throat has been cut.

I still get that tingly feeling on a Friday evening I used to get when I was at school - TOMORROWS SATURDAY!

@djtomsdad Garlic Bread!

I bought some Carte Noir coffee this morning just to add a touch of class to the office. It's worked, we're now all speaking fluent french.

Time for the latest episode of one of the most hard hitting documentaries in recent times - LOST!

@grimmers Is it actually yourself? Barry from switch ONLINE.

@stutterdude I sent you audio for your podcast about this time last year I think.. :)

@edibow Really? I'm still paying for mine so hope I get at least 20 years of HD vision!

How are the unemployed of Britain putting in their day? http://tinyurl.com/a9btvm

Clearing out and syncing our development server, it's surprisingly therapeutic.

@edibow I had laser eye surgery last June, highly recommended, i had worse trips to the dentist!

What's the difference between a twitter friend and a follower? How have i missed this?