RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Obama On Special Olympics Gaffe: "Sorry, I Acted Like A Retard"

@jemimakiss Damn it, forgot to post a card again!

Loved that in NYC, you could pick up a printed copy of the @TheOnion

The long awaited Twitter business model http://tinyurl.com/dlqxhd

Caught out being caught out - http://tinyurl.com/dkd6lh

Almost hometime.. I heart NY.

The stigma surrounding having a massive 'tache doesnt seem to have hit the states yet

@bethg Awh, thanks Beff, was talking to a guy on the plane over who loves to watch 'the 549 show' in bed with his gf at the wkend,hungover!

Last night in NYC, boo! Going to a comedy club now though, where Seinfield does his little bit at the start

Americans seem to love a good cape, getting alot of high five love on 5th avenue

Oh, t'is a great day to be Orish, to be sure, to be sure! Happy St. Pats

Was just chatting with a New yorker who have never heard of the word 'queue'... "What, you mean like a line of people?"

Off to pull the lads out of bed, it's 4pm and they're still not up, plenty of time for sleep when we get home!

It never occurred to me that it's possible to rollerskate uphill

In planet hollywood supping a pint of stout next to an actual ghostbuster suit.. Its in a glass case odv.

It's wierd to always deal with bills in NYC, I feel like a millionaire... Coins? Take your shrapnel away from me, it hurts my eyes.

This tipping lark pains me.

Buy four rounds and the bar buys the fifth? Why isnt this a worldwide law enforceable by killing by death?!

http://twitpic.com/22s7m - I'll not lie.. This probably wont be the last in my 5 day stint in NYC!

The NY subway is a hell of alot grubbier than London Underground