Joyriding? I think you deserve a kick to the head! http://tinyurl.com/q7ajsm

Hi, this is Roberta from Spotify - http://tinyurl.com/qonkf4 Hot like an oven.

Twitter’s Spectacularly Awful 24 Hours http://tinyurl.com/phqckc (via@techcrunch)

How To Customise Your 404 Page http://bit.ly/v0n4C

Swine Flu confirmed in Northern Ireland http://tinyurl.com/qvoayk

The ultimate guide to .htaccess files http://tinyurl.com/osc8k4 (via @nettuts)

I'm now fast asleep but have used TweetLater to post this, am I now twleeping?

Interesting article for anyone investing in stocks, or indeed life in general http://tinyurl.com/pugwjm

Lovin this look inside Microsoft's 'Future Home', my mansion wil include all of the above please and thank you. http://tinyurl.com/opdq2m

How can the supposed creme de la creme be so consistenty shit week after week... except for the lovely Kate, of course. #apprentice

Google unveils 'smarter search' http://tinyurl.com/pluqhp

@degsy Christine Bleakley?!

Selectively update Facebook from Twitter by just adding #fb http://tinyurl.com/32djv4

Free pint of Guinness in O'Neills bars until this Friday http://tinyurl.com/ppwjz9

Dell launches site specifically aimed at women, Della, I thought this was a sppof, it's not! http://tinyurl.com/d2j2ap

@dansumption Are you within the BBC network? If so, it's not FF, it's the proxy!

Twitter to go down for 1 hour tonight at 8pm GMT+1 (London time) for planned engineering works http://tinyurl.com/obuq3z

@cmcgee89 Tighten ye! How long you got left?

@takete When are ya sticking up the FOWD pics?!

Isaac Newton - "I can calculate the motions of the heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people"