RT @Sean_G_McKenna Looking for summer work in Belfast. Can anyone help?

YouTube flooded with porn http://tinyurl.com/p86slx

The last quote in this article cracked me up, best review of milk ever http://tinyurl.com/oozmp7

@the519show I first read that as a Jo Brand Fit O'Clock.

How to send the Mona Lisa through Twitter, whatever will they think of next? Tsk! http://tinyurl.com/qrgs7g

Enjoyed finale of Prison Break but really wish I hadn't read the MASSIVE spoiler on Wikipedia when looking for the last episode date..

Right.. time for the last ever Prison Break..

Ben seemed mellowed on Apprentice: You're Fired, I think hes been back to Belfast where he would have been told to WIND HIS FUCKING NECK IN!

@vectorfunk Have you a spare invite for ffffound buddy?

I'm amazed at how many MP's are claiming to have made 'an honest mistake'. Surely so many mistakes deems the whole house highly incompetent?

Jacko has postponed the first 4 shows of his O2 tour and stuck them on the end in Mar 10, the hardcore who camped out must be devastated!

I am now a trained Fire Warden after having my training this morning, reminded me how much I need to buy a smoke alarm for the flat

How nice to see good news making the news http://tinyurl.com/ouxo8z

@martinbean http://tinyurl.com/oz9t2m

A 6ft man can actually expect to earn 1.5% more than 5ft 10 man - WIN! (via @workinglunch)

@Kutski Awesome, very jealous.. (not of the travelling though)

Breaking: Speaker of the Commons to resign at 2.30pm today http://tinyurl.com/oo6uaa

Are you a little up yourself on Twitter? This is the site for you! http://tinyurl.com/c8ycd5

Never in my life have I heard of 'The Hum" http://tinyurl.com/oeyqpe

According to Wolframalpha, I've been alive for 8926 days and counting...here's to the next 8926! http://tinyurl.com/p2tazk