@Kutski Loving the old skool banging start.. keep it up!

@bethg WTF, to Charlie?!! That is utterly gutting Beff, hope it didn't ruin your weekend..scum scum scum!!

I'm really missing the select pointer in GIMP, driving me mental..

The Spotify voicemail adverts are doing my absolute melt in..

I'm trying out GIMP as I can't yet justify paying mega £ for Photoshop.. currently installing...

We're looking for a new flatmate in leafy N. London, do you know anyone who might be interested? http://tinyurl.com/nlv9uv

I'm not long awoke but I'm determined to make today constructive!

I'm looking forward to getting my routine back, my head is up my arse at the minute..

Just had a bag of chips, they seemed like such an excellent idea at the time, not so much now...

Having a very chilled Wednesday..

@theweeguy As do I, no myth!

If there's one thing guaranteed to get me hot, bothered & stressed out, it's changing a duvet.

@the519show WTF? I hope you have vid footage for funnymoneyshots.com!

@danoliver Yes.. yes, you do!.

@jaffathecake I'm currently concocting a way to give the pigs the dreaded Man-Flu, muahahaha!

@jaffathecake I'm concocting a plan to give pigs man-flu, muhahahaha!

@smithlewick Too Much Information smithers, Do You Believe in Shame?! Stay away from The Wild Boys!

@smithlewick Have you a view to a kill? :P

Damn it, how can I be tired again? Damn you swine flu!

MJ will always be one of my favourite entertainers ever #thankyoumichael