Tonight Matthew, I'm gutted. #fb

Disco juice on a school night just isn't worth it

Finally, help is available, I just haven't been abl to talk about it before now http://stopwritingonmywall.com

Apparently there's been an explosion in Hammersmith, London http://bit.ly/CbiIs

@aissetou I know you want this http://bit.ly/noj2b

Love the first comment - http://bit.ly/2mVyJ2

Wanna know what's like like for your plane to make an emergency landing? http://bit.ly/B9Yao

Got my work repo synced with my laptop, things are so much easier outside the BBC firewall, corporate restrictions and Info Sec suck!

My new flatmate is a Personal Trainer but doesn't know the area so I took him out on my run, feel like I should charge him?

@sazzy Do it some more and go every possible direction, brought mine back from the dead on several occasions

One of my good friends works like a demon as a nurse, they're very under appreciated for what they do #welovetheNHS

Organising the office Summer Party tomorrow night, waiting on the party juice to arrive today.. PUNCH!

@charlierogers What buzzing?

Can you catch a laptop with your arsecheeks? This guy can http://bit.ly/14VdGL

Today was not a good day to be on a rollercoaster - http://bit.ly/2n4CIm & http://bit.ly/1mO6v6

Just realised I missed Window 7 Upgrade scheme by 6 days, gutting..

OMG @jazzybeth just got me a Kinder Egg, WIN!

'Just add Water' Water = FAIL! http://bit.ly/kIooZ

@Fearnecotton Surely it's cold by now?!

Trying to install a testbench using VMware Fusion, hopefully it'll work without too much stress http://bit.ly/4q7Go1