This was outside my flat yesterday morning, further proof I will sleep through anything http://j.mp/VbPeb #fb

@OwenReady Absolutely not, Wordpress is highly professional, just depends what theme you stick on it..

10.30 meeting still hasn't turned up, Monday morning fail

@vinny_h Apparently Amstell wants to concentrate more on his stand up - big loss!

@zsk he'll no, wish I had the opportunity, perfect weather for it!

Bleurgh, Monday.

Just watched all of @AloneInTheWild, it is awesome and Ed Wardle is a legend #alone http://j.mp/1jR0n5

Anyone need to buy a cheap phone? http://j.mp/12wGbA

Buzzcocks suffers badly without Simon Amstell, James Corden is shit

@paulmcclean Hmm.. you may be right..

Selling my old laptop on eBay but need to wipe hard drive and can't be bothered formatting, any ideas?

Funny drunken find number 2 - man wearing brasserie? http://twitpic.com/k0hdg #fb

Funny drunken find number 1 http://twitpic.com/k0ab6 #fb

.@swoonoutloud thinks Guinness contains fish, she swears by this but she is full as a bingo bus. Again.

@theweeguy I know, didn't expect that either, love that he always drops in For An Angel somewhere, never gets old!

New web design magazine for young designers/developers http://scrunchup.com/

@theweeguy Good choice!

Err.. very funny video on BBC News - man 'shagged' by rare parrot http://j.mp/ugSMv

My speech is all over the place today, need to slow down and focus more

Grabbed the bull by the balls - sometimes it's the only way.