@vinnybelfast Yeah man, so much shit to clear out! Laughed hard today at Nolan getting yer woman to repeat "...horny xmas stephen" Class.

@OwenReady The weights? Nice one!

For sale: York Barbell, 2 Dumbells w 46Kg of Weights (£50) - London only http://bit.ly/4nKHWv

Fancy a cheap racing bike in London? (w/o front wheel) http://bit.ly/2cyKSD

Awesome, @shitmydadsays has landed a TV deal http://bit.ly/44d5Vp

Have to wait 50 minutes for roasties to roast. 50 fucking minutes? I'll have ate through my face by then. #fact

@BBCchartjackers you might if you included a hash tag ;) #chartjackers

So, I'm leaving London.. http://j.mp/3h81Im

Malcolm Tucker is my new hero http://j.mp/18sTOz

Just booked Edinburgh again for Hogmanay http://j.mp/4sBfkB

@bethg I'm glad you've finally had this moment of clarity. I wanted to enlighten you a while back but didn't feel it was my place.

The Apprentice has been delayed to next summer.. boooo! http://j.mp/DB2lY

The office stairwell & lifts from The Thick of It are very very familiar..

When data is truly beautiful - Realtime downloads from Apple App Store; mesmerizing - http://j.mp/2YbjS7

Not in the Retweet beta, curious to how it's implemented, anyone got a screenshot?

Oooh, O2 now unlocking iPhones for contract (free) and PAYG (£15) customers http://j.mp/QFnGu

Just did a nice big clean up of the Switch Live site after the carnage of the live event, quite therapeutic. http://j.mp/3qB779

This is genius - Windows: It's too late http://j.mp/glvAW

@binhbui I'm surrounded by females.. it would be hard not to know round here!

JLS are now on the radio and they are also walking around our office.. Awk. Ward.