LOL RT @sammywilsonmp: Just watched the news for the deaf about the floods. The sign language woman gave up trying to explain Cockermouth.

@vinnybelfast Sent a couple of boxes ahead of me but I now have I case and 1 holdall, survival of the most expensive! The rest -> Oxfam!

Just ordered another shiny new toy which should arrive in Belfast before me, sometimes Amazon is just too damn easy. http://j.mp/5rX183

Probably my last sober night in London. That would be a sobering thought if I was drunk.

@vinnybelfast Know the feeling mate!

Harry Hill's TV Burp brings teh LOL http://j.mp/50JcwV

Twitter is pretty plagued with spam these days, fuck off.

@martinhughes Ooooh, well harsh!

@EmsV All public transport in Belfast is an epic FAIL unfortunately, unless it has changed radically in the last 2 years. I doubt it.

Last Christmas by Wham(?) is on the radio, raising my Christmassy feeling to approx. 7%

Google Wave was built to show younger people how older people feel when they attempt to use the internet. (via @chopeh)

@EmsV Belfast isn't that big.. and anyway, most tubes shut at 12.30am, not much better!

@EmsV I will NOT miss the tube one little bit.

Breaking - Tesco mobile gets iPhone. "hopefully by Xmas" says PR. No news on tariffs - but could price war be looming? (via @ruskin147)

I took a large box onto the tube this morning, it did not go down well with my fellow commuters.

WTF, 5 OnDemand now requires me to register, horseshit. Barrier to entry #fail

I must say I do quite like the wind and rain battering off the window.. anyone else?

Had a top notch fish dish tonight courtesy of @Aissetou, she can cook!

Standard Liège fans have besieged the boozer next door for most of the day, don't think they realise they are miles from the Emirates

If this was deliberate, I think it's actually a WIN! http://j.mp/8krH2i