Da does my scone in by gradually turning up the TV as a horse race progresses so when they pass the post, it's like I'm pretty much there

Boxing Day or St. Stephens Day?

RT @bethg: Too sad for me to deal with http://twitpic.com/v8gzw

@StephenNolan The Royle Family Christmas Special!

At least the Pope can now say he's finally been swept off his feet by a woman.

I wish sickipedia provided cracker jokes..

Word has it we're getting teh snows of snows later, BRING IT ON!

Breaking from all normal Christmas routines this morning for various reasons. But I am glad. For I am mildly hungover.

Gerrard broke out the stout then Monica broke out the Jameson, good times.. sleep now or he won't come! Happy Christmas! #fb

Presents demolished == material goods WIN!

@Marjorie_Dawes_ Toblerone FTW!

Breaking News: The Pope's been attacked in Rome http://bit.ly/5aagMs

Home Alone entirely via Twitter http://bit.ly/7VrQf8

RT @sickipedia: My dog is a blacksmith.Everytime I open the front door he makes a bolt for it.

Christmas FTW!

RT @StephenNolan Please RT this to anyone who made u smile in '09. You may be surprised how many you get back..

@charlierogers Go home you lunatic!

Coffee & toast in bed + 4 eps of Spooks back2back #hardtowhack

Quality - RT @BBCSwitchNews: Revealed...bloopers video is up right now on the site. Check it out. http://bit.ly/4tvxnH.

@Aissetou Vair dahling yah, vair!