After an epic battle with the Belfast Waterfront website, I managed to book 2 tix to see @jimmycarr on Fri eve, hope he makes it over now

@dawniepants I defy anyone to watch that and not smile! :)

@dawniepants http://bit.ly/cbyhxz

@lo2345 Backstreet Boys - Quit Playing Games (With My Arse) #songsthatreplaceheartwitharse

Amazing how much carnage a rogue comma can create. #soyouwannabeacodeninja

Amazed at how supposed "top drawer" web indies can churn out absolute code soup - e.g. <div id = "spacer"> </div>

Facebook Lite shutdown after just 7 months http://bit.ly/d3Bmgn

I wanna know how to do this in CSS http://bit.ly/dCFqC1 /via @itshardboiled

@egeek maybe Iris will from her tell-all autobiography?

Buried in DUP manifesto, they'd cut the TV licence from £142.50 to £50 per annum

WOW, big hearted @Jason_Manford just kindly donated £50 to my marathon effort, many many thanks kind sir! http://bit.ly/dmkXRD

Javascript, now is not the time to be tempermental, BEHAVE!

A big Happy Birthday to @mikeyjhay !

RT @noseforthenews6: #ashtag anyone from northern ireland got a story about being stranded or having trouble getting home?

@Jason_Manford All donations gratefully received Jason! (or even a RT would so actually) http://bit.ly/dmkXRD ;)

@noseforthenews6 Stick the hashtag #tweetni on those tweets for a wider audience ;)

Just realised, Iceland declared themselves bankrupt last year and now they've set their island on fire, mother of all insurance jobs? #fb

@chipster30 Many thanks for your donation sir! :)

I have a nice coat that has a shoulder strap ripped off, anyone know where can I get it sewn back on in Belfast? #tweetni

There's 2 days of e/ monthly hair growth cycle where 1. hair is perfect length & 2. Hair becomes unmanageably long. Today marks the latter.