@hornerlas A swiss roll? A forward roll? A sausage roll? Or maybe you mean role? ;) http://bit.ly/biRBmk

@lo2345 5th - 9th August - whoop!

The Football Factory meets Savage Garden http://youtu.be/K-_rf2jVxxY

@danielheaf Congrats on the new post!

@hemmysphere you forgot '#middleclassnightmare'

@himynameisciara Smartlink card FTW!

@lo2345 But they're smiling on me going to Galway/Ibiza! :))

@gilirv Two glasses of Thai shandy and you'll need a curfew Irvine! /cc @peperiona

RT @GettyImagesEdit: Getty Image of the Day! - http://bit.ly/coeC9H

@sarahbeeny Not at all, hoisin duck and black bean sauce rocks!!

@peperiona Don't eat meat from the side of the road! ;) I'd also read this http://bit.ly/9YGmv3 /cc @gilirv

RT @Glinner: RT: @__spoon__ Spot anything strange with this photo of Ireland? http://bit.ly/bViRey No? Read this http://bit.ly/dcL0aY

@ruth_sanderson Poor game indeed! when the next proper shindig Ruth? I want in!

Glastonbury at sunset - class http://tweetphoto.com/28917445 /via @caitlinmoran

Any new iPhone owners experienced this so called fault? http://bit.ly/9Y1km9 #in

@ruth_sanderson Dammit.. I didn't get the memo? Was there a memo? This incident only accentuates my feeling of isolation in the workplace.

@ruth_sanderson What drinks and nibbles??! :(

Just completed a 3.15 mi run with @runkeeper. Check it out! http://rnkpr.com/a709ya #RunKeeper

Yesterday saw c.810k concurrent online streams for BBC website, c.595k of which were the football, new record beating 300k for Election

RT @miskellay: Nice style switcher from #fifa - http://ar.fifa.com/index.html?language=ar gets an asian usability #hellyeah!