Craig Y does not look very old to have been in technical support since 2006 for @Dreamhost http://bit.ly/bsLWrn

I think this may beat yesterdays paragliding donkey story for animal cruelty http://bit.ly/bopyXg

@AldousDuke Or dissident rioter last week with balaclava fashioned from Man United scarf http://bit.ly/clnkTT

Trying to break in a pair of size 12 shoes I bought at lunchtime for my size 13 feet.. getting pins & needles, outlook bleak.

@alanorourke No, not big shoes, they can't be found anywhere.. big feet.. very tight size 12 shoes!

@liz_e LOL I suppose some people can be quite easily offended..

I want all* of you take take a moment and give thanks for the fact you do not own a pair of size 13 feet (*except if you have size 13 feet)

@hemmysphere haha, fail!

@LeeLum Right, gotcha

It still bugs me that I can't have a bin next to me desk #efficiencymyarse

Very nice - 24 hours in London timelapse video http://bit.ly/9IJEw9 /via @hemmychoo /cc @gilriv

@seatzie Baghdad wouldn't have a look in..

@LeeLum What would an inquest prove? It was a terrorist attack which killed 9 people, does anyone dispute that?

On this day in 1972, 22 bombs were exploded in Belfast by the IRA killing 9 people that would become known as Bloody Friday. Unimaginable.

There's few realisations more satisfying than awaking at what you think is jst before yr alarm, to discover your alarm is a whole 2 hrs away

What a bluff http://bit.ly/bYKVV7

Just completed a 3.22 mi run with @runkeeper. Check it out! http://rnkpr.com/a7tnr9 #RunKeeper

Britain's main internet cable http://bit.ly/9qZiQK

Just heard a cracked monitor being described as "shagged" - I certainly hope that's not what happened.

@OwenReady Whatever works out the great sum ;)