I need a tooth pick

@jonathantweed I really was hoping someone was going to floor him

@georgemoore Why no more mobile email? Because of restricted data limit?

It's not at all disconcerting that myself and my two male flatmates now regularly watch SATC on Comedy Central

@Aissetou No probs, me and @BillCosby go way back

.@Aissetou Don't worry, @BillCosby himself has just tweeted and can confirm he is not dead!

@gilirv Anywhere nice?

The gushing praise of North Korea would hold more weight if he didn't fear his life if saying anything else http://bit.ly/b2S6Gn

@chipster30 It sound like mental hell, I thought the wee stout comedown of a Monday morning was bad

@chipster30 Can blame the smell on the fact they're wet but i make no excuses for the big toe! ;) l

@mick_walker1 Next Sunday night!

Very interesting insight into the devastation of depression, sounds horrendous.. http://bit.ly/9txYBA

Checking my bank balance never fails to depress me, I'm really gonna have to tighten up my finances if I ever want to go traveling

RT @markboulton: http://whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com/ Genius. (via @alexjamesmorris)

@fantasticlife If only I was familiar with Objective C, that would be an iPhone app already

This does not surprise me in the slightest http://bit.ly/b6PPs2

@cisnky You win the coconut! :)

Can you spot my cameo? http://bit.ly/bQGung #milkcup

@kevinnellis Be sure to check the BBC website for highlights http://bit.ly/ccNuoH

@MariontheB Check the website for highlights http://bit.ly/ccNuoH