Holy shit, this is what happens when a Cruise Liner hits an unexpected storm http://gizmo.do/b5r4f1 /via @georgemoore

Got to the bottom of the php.ini problem, I thought Notepad++ supported unix-style line endings, apparently not - Shell FTW! </geekspeak>

@StephenNolan ..washed down with a big pint of milk, thank you!

It's annoyingly difficult to edit a php.ini on Dreamhost shared hosting

@chipster30 I'm sure you could also do something with 'an early bath'..

@Dolly102 Ah, fuck up, you're as fit as a fiddle ffs

@ryangadams *just occurred to me that it might not be work related*

@ryangadams Really? That's quite a statement... did i miss it?!

Not Breaking News: Rooney scores away from home

@tanya_peasgood sweeeet!

@tanya_peasgood shit, what did you sell on eBay? A kidney?

@TomDeaconComedy ..also a swinger, serious party animal... drinks tequila neat through the eye, snorts the salt then chews the lemon.

..just a clarification meeting which has left me more confused than I was before.

@TomDeaconComedy Smith is most famous for book the Wealth of Nations, many regard as inventing the concept of competition & market forces.

@leemunroe Ah, good trade

Lovin' this Vietnamese t-shirt (from @gilirv) http://twitpic.com/2m44x5

@ruthEbabes what out for the sordid, crime-ridden underworld angle!

@leemunroe They gave you an iPad & an iPhone?! You're well in there ;)

@jamest1982 jealous!

@ryangadams nope, got some!