@ruth_sanderson Economy of scale savings fail!

Losing the phone is a right ballache, especially as I got it replaced under warranty just two days ago, £75 insurance premium for nowt.

Went to M&S food while ravenous and nearly bought fixtures, fitting and all. #middleclassnightmare

@moorsteveo it was, yes.

@moorsteveo yes! however hangover not helped by the absence of a phone, was only 2 days old too

Pretty sure i lost my phone last night. Bollocks.

Massive Daily Mail fail, they include picture of George Osborne with a clearly photoshopped penis http://bit.ly/caGPW4

@charlierogers Yes, but that's not the problem, I think it's the immobilizer but hard to diagnose over the phone

My dad has an 07 VW Jetta, came out this morning and the key refuses to go into ignition, anyone ever experience anything similar?

Missed the postman who has a parcel for me, bollocks. On the upside, received a nice postcard from @gilirv

@ryangadams pffffttt ;)

What a beautiful morning

Is it just me or does Josie look 35, not 25?

Why has @charltonbrooker now got a Shoreditch-esque bouffant?!

This looks like it's gonna be pretty cool - C4 Seven Days http://bit.ly/cxujL6

I'm expecting a montage to end all montages at the end of #UBB

Must be said, Chantelle off of Big Brother is hot like an oven.

@brendan469 ha, no, no.. the weekend beer keeps that goal ever unattainable ;)

Truly shocking image from devastation of Pakistan floods http://bit.ly/cvkcy2

@xz I wouldn't mind trying it for a while all the same! ;)