@charlierogers Shall you be participating?

This Government Spending Review is shaping up to be the biggest buzz kill of all time.

Free screen cleaner http://bit.ly/cKCHeo

@williamcrawley #pope

@ruthEbabes I'm not a fan at all so maybe I'm not entirely objective. ;)

@ruthEbabes Lord of the Rings.

@Dolly102 I'm sure you mean roll* ;)

A pig is not acceptable in a public office. http://bbc.in/bDROq4 #tweetni

@Julia_B Carry a permanent black marker and write your details on their hand. Unforgettable.

Newsline also needs to sort out a decent mic for the weather forecaster, second time in a week it's failed.

@stutterdude Not personally, no!

Just heard @sammywilsonmp estimate that the cost of renationalising NI Water could be .."over one thousand million". Jesus wept.

Hard to know what's funnier, the customer reviews or the user submitted images - LOL http://amzn.to/a1ZIrB

Ryanair plans to up it's fares and market itself on it's "terrific" in-flight service? Good luck with that. http://bbc.in/bvfDmC

@ShaneMcBain Bit too much info there Peatar.

@smithlewick epic fail! Did it at least taste like a £136 bottle or did it taste like 26 fivers liquidised?

Once again, Dropbox rocks http://bit.ly/cJJ6pj

@handwritten Without doubt - Danny, the champion of the world!

RT @pokeHQ: Catholics ask visiting Pope to ‘look less obviously evil’ http://bit.ly/bKfDwJ

I find it amazing motorcycling is allowed to continue as a competitive sport given the insane amount of fatalities http://bbc.in/cSjNJz