@martinbean http://bit.ly/aWzl5F

RT @DreamHost: Want to enable #mod_pagespeed on your DreamHost account? Here's how: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXsAhmwmp78 ^SK

I did not know that frogs scream until @gilirv showed me this http://youtu.be/948rhsRvIkw

Downloading all my Facebook data just to see what format it's in. It's a 50mb file..

Just realized how much @Jason_Manford looks like ex Man U defender, Gary Pallister.

@deeharvey Bengal Brasserie on the Ormeau Rd rocks!

@lo2345 LOL, just noticed that..

@mrchambers Nightmare!

..meal. Indian meal.

Treating myself to a big dirty Indian

You are about to close 47 tabs. Are you sure? Fuck yes.

@anniemacdj Apparently Sweetbread is not testicles but throat & gullet of calves? Sounds equally horrific. http://bit.ly/9DAHbf

It seems even cats have printer woes http://youtu.be/CSK1D3bZhRs

It seems that the North Norfolk Digital website has robbed the BBC Video Player - http://bit.ly/aOxfa7

@deeharvey Guilt tastes like arse biscuits.

Have yourself a right giggle http://bit.ly/anlah1

The fish & chips I just had from the canteen has left me feeling violated & dirty.

@xz Were you ever on the Arena board?

@himynameisciara Yes

@jonathantweed Just to clarify... it's me. I am the silent puppeteer of this whole sordid affair.