@ryangadams Westlink closed both ways due to security alert

@buildconf The Westlink is closed both ways due to a good ole security alert

@kickintheteeth Nightmare.

Although it looks positively horrible for cycling home, I'm quite looking forward to it after spending the day looking at a brick wall

This is also an utter disgrace - Jersey shopper pays £5 more because of resting breasts http://bbc.in/chE0K5 /via @ryangadams

#twitterjoketrial appeal has been thrown out - what utter madness. http://bit.ly/cy1geG

@danielmorris Saw this and thought of you, can you guess why? http://bit.ly/cMINMS

@gilirv Coald and wet - rage!

@brendan469 touche!

@louiseinNI I think Ticketmaster does something like this

@gilirv did she run out naiked?

@polemikos Premier Inns are nice and reasonable (despite Lenny Henry ads)..London Euston one is relatively near Baker St

@RobBrydon Breaking: David Walliams dresses as a woman

Always weird when you notice on Facebook that two of your friends from completely different worlds are mutually friends with someone else.

@StephenNolan PR & MMcG are at East Belfast Speaks Out http://bit.ly/c8ndPX

..it's also an #epic #fail on my part that I'm not at this years #buildconf despite living and working in Belfast.

I've had a shit day, might just spend the evening watching some shit TV to cheer myself up.

I want 14 months and this guys travel budget http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY&feature=youtu.be /cc @gilirv

RT @pokeHQ: Breaking News: Police will project Neighbours onto big screens to pacify students

@ShaneMcBain wouldn't she need to steal unborn babies to legitimately claim the title 'Womb Raider'?